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Having to take a piss.
Lindsay, im hungry, thirsty, and pisty!
pisty by shrimpbasket September 28, 2006
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Type of slang for pistol used in P.A can really be used by everyone
Man's tucked the 30 round pisty in the club
Pisty by Thekyyngg December 17, 2019

Twisty Pisty 

The act of a woman giving a backwards hand-job to a male, while the pinky finger is two knuckles deep inside the penis hole.
Person 1: Fuck bro, my dick hole is so sore and swollen after last night..

Person 2: Oh man, did you pick up an STI?

Person 1: Nah, Sharon got carried away last night and gave me a Twisty Pisty.

Person 2: Worth it?

Person 1: Yea man, there's no better feeling than simultaneously bleeding and cumming at the same time.
Twisty Pisty by DYSMITH May 3, 2013

sausage pistol 

This chick won't stop grabbing my sausage pistol.

pissy yonky 

"Piss yonky mean when im sippin drank an ion wanna piss out tha drank high so it be getting me yonky" - Yeat
The drank got me pissy yonky right now frfr
pissy yonky by yeatalations August 15, 2021

thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper
Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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