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Pisshopper 

When pissing outdoors and the perceived threat of an insect, animal, or person makes you jump back causing your piss to fly everywhere, often times including on yourself.
(Joe returns to the car stopped on the side of the highway.)
Mark: Oh man, d'you piss all over your shorts?!?
Joe: Ugh.. no.
Mark: Did a deer startle you while you took a leak or what?
Joe: No, uhm, a butterfly.
Mark: Dude, you're such a pisshopper!
Pisshopper by Pisshoppers4life August 20, 2009
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Pissflipper 

That's not camel toe That is a huge pissflipper
Pissflipper by breally? February 5, 2010

pissflippers

I slowly parted her pissflippers with an experienced touch and inserted a tentative finger inside her.
pissflippers by FogDog March 25, 2004

pisswhiskers

Whiskers around the female urethra that urine passes over/through when urinating.

Also used to release frusteration. Instead of saying "oh, fuck!" Instead, say "awe, pisswhiskers" Can also be used alone.
You are notified you've been terminated from a mediochre job. Your response..."Pisswhiskers" or "oh, pisswhiskers".
pisswhiskers by pstage May 8, 2010

pisswhopper 

Pisswhopper is a small bird in Australia which eats insects and takes runny shits all over vehicles and equipment in your garage below where they nest
Fucken pisswhopper shat on my windscreen again
pisswhopper by aussieslang October 11, 2016