When pissing outdoors and the perceived threat of an insect, animal, or person makes you jump back causing your piss to fly everywhere, often times including on yourself.

(Joe returns to the car stopped on the side of the highway.)
Mark: Oh man, d'you piss all over your shorts?!?
Joe: Ugh.. no.
Mark: Did a deer startle you while you took a leak or what?
Joe: No, uhm, a butterfly.
Mark: Dude, you're such a pisshopper!

Pisshopper by Pisshoppers4life August 20, 2009

Related Words

pisswhipper • pisswhopper • pissflippers • Pisshopper • piss whiskers • Piss Ripper • piss slippers • pussy whipper • see: pussy whipper

Pissflipper

Vagina,labia

That's not camel toe That is a huge pissflipper

Pissflipper by breally? February 5, 2010

pissflippers

Labia majora.

I slowly parted her pissflippers with an experienced touch and inserted a tentative finger inside her.

pissflippers by FogDog March 25, 2004

pisswhiskers

Whiskers around the female urethra that urine passes over/through when urinating.

Also used to release frusteration. Instead of saying "oh, fuck!" Instead, say "awe, pisswhiskers" Can also be used alone.

You are notified you've been terminated from a mediochre job. Your response..."Pisswhiskers" or "oh, pisswhiskers".

pisswhiskers by pstage May 8, 2010

pisswhopper

Pisswhopper is a small bird in Australia which eats insects and takes runny shits all over vehicles and equipment in your garage below where they nest

Fucken pisswhopper shat on my windscreen again

pisswhopper by aussieslang October 11, 2016

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026