pisswhopper 

Pisswhopper is a small bird in Australia which eats insects and takes runny shits all over vehicles and equipment in your garage below where they nest

Fucken pisswhopper shat on my windscreen again

pisswhopper by aussieslang October 11, 2016

Pisshopper 

When pissing outdoors and the perceived threat of an insect, animal, or person makes you jump back causing your piss to fly everywhere, often times including on yourself.

(Joe returns to the car stopped on the side of the highway.)
Mark: Oh man, d'you piss all over your shorts?!?
Joe: Ugh.. no.
Mark: Did a deer startle you while you took a leak or what?
Joe: No, uhm, a butterfly.
Mark: Dude, you're such a pisshopper!

Pisshopper by Pisshoppers4life August 20, 2009

pisswhipper 

an awesome word to use in facebook chat fights

oh go to hell, you snot-nosed pisswhipper.

pisswhipper by superian January 31, 2010

pissmoppery 

A mild term of insult for an act perpitrated by anyone showing disorganised, usless and pointless behaviour.

"I've never known/seen such pissmoppery"
Usually, the behaviour is unexplainably annoying and over complex when something basic and simple would have been OK
Usually applies to meaningless bureacracy, pointless behaviour of very drunk people, or shambolic sexual experiences etc

pissmoppery by Mysstress January 22, 2007

pinewhopper

when a black girl has her weave in a ponytail on the top of her head. but you can also refer to her as the pinewhopper.

oh my god! look at that pinewhopper!

pinewhopper by haykay March 23, 2008