If you want to say the word piss (urinate) with a little more class, use the word pisseth. Works well with other forms of archaic language, particularly from the KJV Bible.

Dost thou need to pisseth, pray tell?

2 Kings 9:8 For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel:

pisseth by Pete October 5, 2004

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Piss Teeth

Piss Teeth, or medically known as Mucturition Maxillaryosis, is a chronic teeth and gum disorder that establishes a yellow "piss" tint on your teeth. This disease is caused by excessive urination in your glossopharyngeal (mouth). There is no known treatment for this disorder. Scientists from top German research labs have trialed many dental alternatives to deter the piss like colour on teeth and gums. New research has proven Listerine Mouthwash ineffective in all areas of the buccal cavity.

Friend: "I have been diagnosed with severe Piss Teeth Disorder"
Other friend: "You are a survivor of this rare disorder share your story my friend!"

Piss Teeth by Mootywhole June 20, 2016

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Pussyteeth

Tooth-like appendages inside a vagina.

I decided to start streaking back towards my car when her pussyteeth bit the head of my penis.

Pussyteeth by niggapotamus December 22, 2008

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pisstent

tent for pissing in, usually found at Festivals.

John: Where's Clarence gone?

Fred: He's gone to the pisstent - he was bursting after all that Cider he drank!

BJohn: loody pisshead!

pisstent by _pete_ October 4, 2006

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