Piss Teeth, or medically known as Mucturition Maxillaryosis, is a chronic teeth and gum disorder that establishes a yellow "piss" tint on your teeth. This disease is caused by excessive urination in your glossopharyngeal (mouth). There is no known treatment for this disorder. Scientists from top German research labs have trialed many dental alternatives to deter the piss like colour on teeth and gums. New research has proven Listerine Mouthwash ineffective in all areas of the buccal cavity.
Friend: "I have been diagnosed with severe Piss Teeth Disorder"
Other friend: "You are a survivor of this rare disorder share your story my friend!"
by Mootywhole June 21, 2016
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