pressure wank

When you shout your Mum and then begin wanking.

The idea is you bolt your load before she opens the door.

"Mum"
"Yeah"
"come here"
(begin pressure wanking)
(Bolts load)
(door opens)
"Yes?"

by _pete_ November 15, 2006

godding

Total bus-shagging gimp!

Oi, you are such a godding!

by _pete_ October 06, 2006

bell shit

Like a bellend but also a shit one.

Fred: Christ John you are such a bell shit.

John: Clear off you bellend.

by _pete_ October 04, 2006

pisstent

tent for pissing in, usually found at Festivals.

John: Where's Clarence gone?

Fred: He's gone to the pisstent - he was bursting after all that Cider he drank!

BJohn: loody pisshead!

by _pete_ October 04, 2006