Definitions by _pete_

pressure wank 

When you shout your Mum and then begin wanking.

The idea is you bolt your load before she opens the door.

"Mum"
"Yeah"
"come here"
(begin pressure wanking)
(Bolts load)
(door opens)
"Yes?"

pressure wank by _pete_ November 15, 2006

godding 

Total bus-shagging gimp!

Oi, you are such a godding!

godding by _pete_ October 6, 2006

pisstent 

tent for pissing in, usually found at Festivals.

John: Where's Clarence gone?

Fred: He's gone to the pisstent - he was bursting after all that Cider he drank!

BJohn: loody pisshead!

pisstent by _pete_ October 4, 2006

bell shit 

Like a bellend but also a shit one.

Fred: Christ John you are such a bell shit.

John: Clear off you bellend.

bell shit by _pete_ October 4, 2006