Pissten (N, Verb, adj): Much like listen, Pissten is when you listen to white noise, the bathroom fan, Or any other distracting noise covering sound in order to pee with out feeling awkward or just a general distraction (in order to pee)

(May also be used for pooping. )
(Check out Nervous Pooers for more information.)

Guy : Man I had a hard time using the restroom right next to my girlfriends family. There was nothing to pissten to.

Pissten by What Are Words July 12, 2017

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Pisslentine

Its Piss + Palestine = Pisslentine

I really don‘t like pisslentine

Pisslentine by notcedery January 23, 2024

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Pissventure

When you’re trying to find a bathroom at a festival/street/public place, but it’s taking a really long time to locate

I went on a pissventure, checking every shop to see if they had a bathroom while on Gerry St last night!

Pissventure by Superjuliam July 10, 2025

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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