when a male tug and pulls on his attachment until thick, oozy liquid comes shooting out of the sometimes small part of a males body. But if your names Jonny, said attachment is huge.
Damn dude, i just finished jackin off, now i feel so relaxed and ready for the day.
by Kevin Nunez January 02, 2012
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The act of consuming, the always delicious, apple jacks cereal.
Matty G: "Yo dude, watcha doin"?

Joe: "You know, just jackin' off or whatever".
by Pirate Suite April 17, 2007
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount July 10, 2008
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