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Pissoffery 

Circumstances resulting from one entity's perceived arrogance/douchebaggery with inflammatory effects on bystanders.
Blowing up the Middle East wouldn't be difficult if it weren't for the international pissoffery that would ensue.

Pissoffable 

adj. Containing the ability to anger and/or annoy someone.

OR

adj. Describing a person who is easily angered and/or annoyed.
1.) My date stood me up again! How pissoffable!

2.) The chemistry test was very pissoffable! How dare the professor include material we hadn't gone over in lecture?!

3.) They say that new kid over there is extremely pissoffable...
Pissoffable by melikayay March 23, 2011

pissoffedness

The state of being pissed off with someone or something
Man, I'm experiencing some pretty intense feelings of pissoffedness today!
pissoffedness by Bah Chikka Wah Wah November 25, 2010

Pissoffitated

To be irritated as much as a human being could possibly be, or to be both pissed off and irritated. Always used to describe one's own mood and never another person's mood.
The man said, "My non-specific sports team isn't doing well this season, they're irritating me and pissing me off! I'm pissoffitated!"
Pissoffitated by Non Specific May 27, 2016

pissoffimbusy 

meaning that the person/people should piss off because you are busy
pissoffimbusy doing my homework
pissoffimbusy by Milka268 August 31, 2006
A person who will potentially piss the shit out of you.
God, Jake is a total pissoff! I'm gonna' beat his ass!
pissoff by Remy Gaudin March 14, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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