Piss Missile 

In sports, whether it be baseball/football/hockey what have you, when someone crushes a homer, launches a 60 yard touchdown pass or nets a goal from the blue line on a one timer. Anything that gets an absolute fucking SEND in sports.

“Billy is fighting a 1-2 count right now, the pitcher delivers, AND BILLY HITS AN ABSOLUTE PISS MISSILE TO CENTER FIELD THAT BABY IS LONG GONE!!!!!”

Piss Missile by @99fordwindstar August 10, 2018

Piss Missile 

Noun: a piss missile is a term most commonly used in baseball, referring to when a hitter absolutely shits on a pitch and lines the ball for a single, double, or even a triple.

Holy shit! Their three hole guy just hit a piss missile off his fastball

Piss Missile by SuperLMH July 21, 2020

Pissmissle 

When the chosen one hits a slap shot so hard it breaks the goalies hand and soul as it goes through the net, in hockey. It is usually Sgt. Slickwrister and especially Capt. Pissmissle who accomplishes this task.

P.K. Subban launches a pissmissle into the net!

Pissmissle by PIKEcritter July 21, 2018

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th 

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field

Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th by IATEASHART June 2, 2023

Piss missile 

A stupidly fast motorcycle

Watch out for that piss missile lane-splitting down the highway. He's gotta be doing over 140

Piss missile by The fastest boi June 20, 2022

Pissmissle 

When Yzzi drops an absolute bomb over the center fielders head, an absolute swamp donkey of a hit, and he does a lit bar flip.

Jesus Christ, that was a pissmissle from Mr.D

Pissmissle by Yzziboi💎 May 11, 2022

Piss Missile 

When a semi truck driver, or any driver really, has had to piss in a bottle while on the road and then they get road rage and throw said bottle out the window, preferably at another vehicle, it then becomes a Piss Missile.

“Did you hear what Steve did? Some Prius driver cut him off on the freeway and he tossed a Piss Missile at him the next chance he had.”

Piss Missile by Bl4ck0psBauer July 16, 2023