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Pissoffery 

Circumstances resulting from one entity's perceived arrogance/douchebaggery with inflammatory effects on bystanders.
Blowing up the Middle East wouldn't be difficult if it weren't for the international pissoffery that would ensue.

Pissoffable 

adj. Containing the ability to anger and/or annoy someone.

OR

adj. Describing a person who is easily angered and/or annoyed.
1.) My date stood me up again! How pissoffable!

2.) The chemistry test was very pissoffable! How dare the professor include material we hadn't gone over in lecture?!

3.) They say that new kid over there is extremely pissoffable...
Pissoffable by melikayay March 23, 2011

pissoffedness

The state of being pissed off with someone or something
Man, I'm experiencing some pretty intense feelings of pissoffedness today!
pissoffedness by Bah Chikka Wah Wah November 25, 2010

Pissoffitated

To be irritated as much as a human being could possibly be, or to be both pissed off and irritated. Always used to describe one's own mood and never another person's mood.
The man said, "My non-specific sports team isn't doing well this season, they're irritating me and pissing me off! I'm pissoffitated!"
Pissoffitated by Non Specific May 27, 2016

pissoffimbusy 

meaning that the person/people should piss off because you are busy
pissoffimbusy doing my homework
pissoffimbusy by Milka268 August 31, 2006
A person who will potentially piss the shit out of you.
God, Jake is a total pissoff! I'm gonna' beat his ass!
pissoff by Remy Gaudin March 14, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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