pissful 

a situation that pisses you off.

hey jan, isnt it pissful how you found condoms in the bible in your stepdads room?

yeah billy, thats really pissful.

pissful by Jack Shitt September 11, 2008

Pissful thinking 

You think you will get somewhere faster because you have to piss.

*drunk* I think the subway will only take 5 min.

**10 min later**
Well that was pissful thinking.

Pissful thinking by Pissant August 23, 2019

pissflap

The lips of a woman's vagina. Not just any lips...the ones that are GREAT big like a turkey gobbler.

DAAAMMMNNN...look at the pissflaps on your mom. She could hang christmas ornaments on them things.

pissflap by Mooncricket June 18, 2003

Pissflap pancake 

A term used to describe the labia of a woman which has endured many years of wide and varied activities.

There was an old woman,
Who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children,
Her pissflap pancakes would drag along behind her.

Pissflap pancake by GregorTMS August 6, 2008

pissflake 

similar to a snowflake, but instead of water, it is made with frozen piss. occurs in far northern areas

no two pissflakes are exactly alike at the north pole.

pissflake by ken power January 15, 2008

Professor Pissflaps 

Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.

(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".

Professor Pissflaps by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

pissflake 

similar to a snowflake, but instead of water, it is made with frozen piss. occurs in far northern areas

it's so fuckin cold, i'm peeing pissflakes.

pissflake by ken power January 9, 2009