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Pissful thinking 

You think you will get somewhere faster because you have to piss.
*drunk* I think the subway will only take 5 min.

**10 min later**
Well that was pissful thinking.
Pissful thinking by Pissant August 23, 2019
Related Words
a situation that pisses you off.
hey jan, isnt it pissful how you found condoms in the bible in your stepdads room?

yeah billy, thats really pissful.
pissful by Jack Shitt September 11, 2008

pisspull 

the act of managing to urinate while ejaculating
guy 1: yo i pisspulled last night while beating it to furry porn
guy 2: how........the fuck?
pisspull by killergriffn January 16, 2021

pissfall 

The act of pissing out of an open window, balcony, or off any sort of discrepancy in elevation, hoping to give free unsolicited golden showers to innocent bystanders.
As i stood there, i mistook the rain for an unexpected pissfall.