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Pissful thinking 

You think you will get somewhere faster because you have to piss.
*drunk* I think the subway will only take 5 min.

**10 min later**
Well that was pissful thinking.
Pissful thinking by Pissant August 23, 2019
a situation that pisses you off.
hey jan, isnt it pissful how you found condoms in the bible in your stepdads room?

yeah billy, thats really pissful.
pissful by Jack Shitt September 11, 2008

pisspull 

the act of managing to urinate while ejaculating
guy 1: yo i pisspulled last night while beating it to furry porn
guy 2: how........the fuck?
pisspull by killergriffn January 16, 2021

pissfall 

The act of pissing out of an open window, balcony, or off any sort of discrepancy in elevation, hoping to give free unsolicited golden showers to innocent bystanders.
As i stood there, i mistook the rain for an unexpected pissfall.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026