pisselfie 

when brochacho sends a photo of his piss stream

Bro 1: Brooooooo why did you send me that pisselfie

Bro 2: 👅

pisselfie by Jerkphilip February 13, 2025

Pisserfit

noun: When you get so mad you suddenly get the extreme urge to piss. This is very annoying, as someone who suffers from pisserfit can never stay around long enough to retaliate to whatever made them mad, as they have to quickly find a bathroom.

That dude just threw garbage all over Joey and then grabbed his girlfriend's butt, but Joey couldn't do a thing about it becuase he got so mad he got pisserfit and had to run to the nearest bathroom.

Pisserfit by Jace555 May 4, 2009

pisstified 

The state of being completely pissed off at someone, and yet also mystified at how that person can possibly be that excruciatingly upsetting, socially inappropriate and clueless to their affect on the world.

Ex: I am completely pisstified at my boss for asking me to clean out the refrigerator that is filled with black mold.

pisstified by alohadice June 4, 2014

Pissified 

the condition of being pissed off, angry, or generally agitated. More angry than usual, but in a somewhat refined manner.

My mom found the dirty magazines under my bed--she's really pissified

Pissified by CherylRickett January 23, 2008

pissafied

the awkwardness when in a public restroom with only the stranger in the stall next to and you really need to piss but neither of you will start pissing first. this awkwardness leads to spending eternity in the bathroom stall :(

friend #1: yo my hairs turnin' gray! whats the hold up?!?!?!
friend #2: I was sooooooooo pissafied!!!

pissafied by harold da' butt nugget August 7, 2014

Pissfien

A woman who strongly enjoys someone peeing on/in her

I peed on that pissfien in a hot tub in the middle of an apartment complex. Amanda was her name.

Pissfien by mnkymn November 16, 2010

Pisstified 

Being so profoundly pissed off that you are in turn mystified. Usually used in situations that involve the destruction of physical property or the utmost douchebagary.

The sheer complexity of his son's drug syndicate left Bill pisstified.

Jacob's uncanny ability to disrupt any conversation solely with moronic questions left Marc pisstified.

Pisstified by Mathias the Wombat March 22, 2011