piss bat 

A reference to one's penis when used in the act of a cock slap.

"So help me God, if you don't shut the fuck up you're going to meet the business end of my piss bat."

piss bat by humina February 8, 2007

piss battle

A piss battle can be one of several types of piss oriented competition.

1. The contestants simply see who pisses farther...or pisses more. AKA a pissing contest.

2. The two contenders attach their urinary tracts via some form of tube with the use of a waterproofing substance and a glue of some sort. The two people proceed to drink a defined amount of a liquid (say one gallon per person or something of the sort)...then the waiting begins.

The two people then begin to piss. As the urge to urinate increases an epic piss battle begins to ensue. The golden liquid will then be pushed between the two people until eventually one of the combatant's bladders bursts. (More liquid may be ingested by combatants if a stalemate ensues or if not enough liquid is present for a bladder bursting...or surrender.)

History: Piss battles have been an effective way of testing the manhood of males for centuries. Since the prowess in battle is directly linked to the genitals of the combatant, the winner is said to be more sexually potent then the loser.

Piss battles rarely end with death as it takes a surprising amount of pressure to burst the bladder. The ones that DO end in death are particularly heinous. The victim will endure crippling pain and if untreated immediately setpic shock.

Piss battles are known to cause cancer in the state of California.

piss battle by Argonak April 13, 2008

Piss battle

When two people are fighting over the same person (both being attracted to this person) often seen as a game of one up men ship

They both like her so much they got caught up in their piss battle and she left.

Piss battle by Officially Urban Dictionary October 12, 2026

Kasimir Piss Battle 

A competition invented by Kasimir, where you pull your foreskin all the way over your dick (so no piss can escape) and hold it there. then you start pissing and Whoever releases the grip on their foreskin last wins.

Often the deciding factor involved in winning is foreskin elasticity, but sometimes it’s pure willpower.

„Dude, yesterday Paul completely dominated the Kasimir Piss Battle in the locker room, you should have been there!“

„I’m not competing with that guy anymore, his foreskin is too loose, it’s unfair“

Kasimir Piss Battle by CDUUU1930 July 14, 2025

Piss covered bathroom floor 

When you need to piss and don't make it to the toilet but make to the bathroom and you just fucking release all over the floor, like seriously I have never seen such a sheer quantity of piss in my entire life before. I weighed myself after and I lost like 5 kilo's seriously what the actual fuck?! I don't think that's physically possible for my bladder to hold that much piss.

Piss covered bathroom floor

Scenario:
Person 1 (me): I just pissed all over the bathroom floor.

Person 2(my mom): what the fuck is wrong with you? This is why dad left.

Piss covered bathroom floor by Bathroom floor pisser May 1, 2022

Battle Piss 

Best played in urinals, battle piss is similar to battle shits. Two, three, or even four contenders load up their bladders, and release their powerful streams against the back of the urinal. whoever pisses the loudest, whether a player vote, or judge vote, wins.

Me and jimmy played battle piss, but his stream was so loud, people outside the bathroom heard it.

Battle Piss by 123456POKEMON February 20, 2009

Bats Piss 

A cheap generic or foreign beer.

You surely don't expect me to drink that bats piss.

Bats Piss by Brett Sheargold May 30, 2006