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Pirouette 

v.: to insert one's penis into another's coffee and then coax them into drinking it; often associated with the NescafƩ. (see NescafƩ)
Leonard's coffee hinted at a slight dish detergent taste; he had fallen victim to a Pirouette.
Pirouette by Tom Zappacosta September 23, 2003

Pirouette 

when your life does well for a split second and then fucking crashes like an icbm
person1: man, dave had a massive pirouette last week
person2: yeah, he got laid and then his mom died
Pirouette by Personhumanman September 15, 2022

pirouette my whistle 

Blow job.
pirouette my whistle by Streets June 13, 2014

leash pirouette 

The dance-like, once-around maneuver that is sometimes required when walking the dog, in order to keep the leash untangled and in the same hand.
I was out walking Miller this morning and every time he saw a squirrel I had to do a leash pirouette in order to keep from tripping over him.
leash pirouette by lefsehead June 10, 2009

acrobatic fucking pirouette 

a sicknasty jump flip move known to be effective at escaping INSUFFERABLE GUARDIANS and their SORCEROUS SCULPTURES
wow rose that was a rather acrobatic fucking pirouette you just performed there

Moist Pirouette 

When A Man Or Woman Gets Cream-pied By At Least 5 People, Then Performs The Pirouette

Can Be Enhanced By Using A Tazer Close To The End Of The Pirouette.
Billy: Hey Sally, You Ever Try The "Moist Pirouette"?
Sally: No, But I've Heard It's Like Spinning With A Blanket On.
Jeff: You Guys Are Weird.
Billy & Sally: Shut Up Jeff.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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