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pinky ponky

adj. Extremely small and/or cute, especially in reference to Japanese cars, homes, dogs, etc.

interj. When used with "teeny tiny", expresses amazement at the tiny size and/or cuteness of the object in question

Derived from Japanese stationery with typically obnoxiously cute chibi characters on it containing the Engrish phrase "teeny tiny pinky ponky"

Used mostly by Japanophiles, Japanoposeurs, and fat kids who love anime
That enormous fucking Hummer needs to be deported, but look at the pinky ponky car next to it!
pinky ponky by Chihaz August 30, 2008
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pinky ponky

An intense version of ping pong involving violence and the use of your wenis. It is usually accompanied by the Spice Girls.
Yo J-9 let's go hit up some pinky ponky. Don't forget to warm up your wenis before we play!
pinky ponky by PonkyLover September 4, 2008

inky pinky ponky 

Sylmar, Anthony, and DJ
inky pinky ponky by It's pa January 18, 2024

Pinky Ponk 

“She was supposed to be here at 6pm but of course she had to pinky ponk and show up at 8pm.”
Pinky Ponk by graesometimes August 27, 2023

rolling pinky panky 

To beat the fuck out of somebody and they spin then fall down like a motherfucking bich.

Pinky pinky poo poo 

When some dude who doesn't eat pussy and instead eats out 12 dudes to "practice" eating vaginas, whilst having a 7 day gay sex ritual with multiple gay dudes who proceed to slam his butt hole. Much exchange of seminal fluids too.

Could also be used as a generic term for something that's really fucking gay.
Like riding a Suzuki 400
Hey look at that dude over there he's so gay. He probably just came from getting pinky pinky poo poo'd

Pinky Rhetoric 

The common usage for the definition of Reds Rhetoric. This common name came into usage after the Reds Rhetoric lowered themselves to call a well meaning old friend giving them a friendly greeting as assault in order to gain favor of the McSimp that he simps for.

The chief advocate for the male gay community in Florida.

He is the chief simp for a gray old man who has a harem of simps. The gray old man is the McSimp

Enjoys rocket launches and talking about men's stiff penis poking him and stories about other people having a penis poking them in various ways. Expresses to his audience his biggest fantasy for men to ride bitch mate on his motor bike and their penis' poking him in the back.
Last week Pinky Rhetoric spoke for an hour on the pleasures of other males riding bitch mate with their penis stiff while signaling for money off his viewers to pay for the motor bike.