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the pink hole 

when you're dearest friend starts to see a new girl, and you start to see less and less of him, as he disappears into her warm, yet, and his pink vagina. hense the pink hole. very similar to a black hole.
Jackson: Man ever since Jake got a girlfriend we've been seeing less and less of him, I can't remember the last time I saw him..
Brandon: That's because he entered the pink hole...
the pink hole by Steve Soip April 25, 2015
to pinhole someone: to stick a pin through the centre of a comdom, and then sleep with a guy, using the defected item. The female in the situation will become impregnated, therefore causing the guy to stay with the girl. Useful in desperate times. Not advisable in a two girl one guy threesome.
Bobby: Aw man, the girlfriend pinholed me last night! Now shes knocked up and i'm stuck her!
Jimmy: That bitch.
pinhole by tomjgibbs April 14, 2006

warm pink hole 

Sue thought the pizza guy was a real nice guy for waiving the charge... until he punched her to the floor and went for her warm pink hole
warm pink hole by Scott McW November 16, 2007
A hole in a tree that is suitable for sexual intercourse.
I was camping out in the woods, horny, when I found a pinehole worth servicing ;).
pinehole by Eziquio C. December 14, 2014

tighter than a pinhole

Tight pussy usually used for virgins wen u cant get ur dick in.

An expression comonaly used to offend sum1
guy 1 : u fuck her then?
guy 2 : no tighter than a pinhole
tighter than a pinhole by KB111 April 25, 2009

Punkhole Mongrel 

(Noun) A male or female (usually male) who has indiscriminate sex with any female with a viable hole no matter how dirty or gross.

(Noun) A mongrel, male or female, who consistently pillages punkholes with some sort of phallus (either a penis or strap-on). See "Punkhole" for complete definition.
Guy 1: "Bro, that girl Stevo brought home last night was fucking gnarly, I can't believe he hit that all night."
Guy 2: "I know. I could hear the hard packing noises of her vagina smacking together as he fucked her from downstairs. I barely got any sleep."
Guy 1: "Did you go into his room yet? It smells like a fishery."
Guy 2: "Haha, man. That Stevo is a little Punkhole Mongrel."
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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