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Pineappleing

To relieve ones self in a sink or basin.
Q, What are you doing?
A, Pineappleing.
Pineappleing by ugand September 3, 2009
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Pineappleing

A form of group sex involving 3 or more people,at least one being a male. You take a pineapple and cut the top off, and then carve hole in the fruit about the size of your penis. Then, shove the pineapple up the takers asshole and put your penis in the hole in the pineapple. The third person sits under them and licks the anal citrus blood blend that drips out of the takers asshole.
Dude, your mom was pineappleing with two guys the other day.
Pineappleing by 5exb8 September 24, 2011

pineappleing

To do interesting things with Taiwanese pineapples. It became a craze when China banned all pineapples from Taiwan. People in the country bought up the stock for the entire year in response.
Brent Christensen (US ambassador to Taiwan )tweeting: "Have you pineappled today?"

Rest of the world in a confused matter: "What does pineappleing mean?"
pineappleing by LessDestiny March 18, 2021

Pineappleing

A formidable form of occupational rape
Paramedic to collegue: Boy, we got an absolute pineappleing last night. They kept us up all night for 16 hours straight with no crib breaks.
Pineappleing by DMH89 March 4, 2025

pineapplin 

means that you're lookin good
That Guy is pineapplin

Pineappleism 

A East Coast based religion designed to grab scientology by the appendix, drag it to an alley, beat to death, eat its face and then wear it in public. Yes, its a real religion.
Pineappleism Part Q
In the beginning, there were 9 magic alien pineapples and they made the earth, a co-founded by seven loch ness monsters, of every color of the rainbow- purple, light purple, dark purple, purple purple, midnight purple, not purple purple, and violet. Rabbits are the root of all evil, Whoopie Goldberg has eyebrows, and Spider Man Three is the answer to that question you didn't know on your test.
Pineappleism by FunkyVandor June 1, 2010

pineapplin 

Means looking good or to look good/hot
That Guy over there is pineapplin
pineapplin by xxSophiaxx October 28, 2006
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