pimpstik

the coolest phrase on earth

your mom has a pimpstik

by pimpin on texas bitches January 18, 2008

pimpstick

fancy and/or shiny object used to beat you bitch ass ho

Your ho needs a beat'n with my pimpstick!

by 1an September 20, 2006

pimpstinct

the pimp instinct. The ability to tell one or all of the following:when a loose hoe is nearby, when a fine young lady wants to get downright filthy, or when two people are wanting on eachother.

My pimpstinct is tingling

by Anon Y. Moose October 22, 2003

pimpstitch

Pimpstitch is fine quality custom taylored clothing for a player or a pimp. Pimpstich is fine clothing such as a suit or an expensive name brand. Pimpstich is high quality fashion that only a player, pimp or high roller can afford to wear. Pimpstitch makes you look fly.

If we are going out to the club tonight, then I need to change clothes and put on my pimpstitch.

by Joe B. Cooper March 14, 2006

pimpstitution

A place like an institution, but for pimps.

Eliot Spitser got his mother f***ing ass put in a pimpstitution.

by inspector pussy pop April 27, 2009

Pimpstitute

An institution for higher learning of those who wish to pursue a career in male prostitution. The word is derived from the word 'pimp' and the term 'male prostitute' combined to form the word 'Pimpstitute.'

It is extremely prestigious to graduate from this higher education facility with the title of 'Summa Cum Laude' or 'Magna Cum laude' and shows a good reputation.

This institution is an A+ Learning facility for those who have ambitions to become a male prostitute. This institution is also very similar to the 'Hookstitute', but the schools are not co-educational.


*Pimpstitute is an all boys facility.*

Johnny: Where are you going to college Dylan?
Dylan: Thought I'd take it easy, ya know? Going to the Pimpstitute. Got my letter today that I'm accepted. You?
Johnny: Yale. But, my sister goes to the hookstitute! So maybe you guys will see eachother! She loves it!
Dylan: Probably.

by pimmystute2014 December 30, 2008

Pimpstitute

Someone who will pimp for themselves. Verry slutty, usually a male. In order to attain such a title, it would require you to sleep/fuck with both genders. All-around-horny, regardless of age, sex, orientation, race, religion, etc....
Doesnt have to be going out with any of his 'playmates'. See frennefits

Wow, that Dan Henry kid is such a pimpstitute.
Damn dawg, that mo-fo is a pimpstitute, he gets more ass in one week, than i do all month.

by Dan Henry February 25, 2006