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pimpstick 

fancy and/or shiny object used to beat you bitch ass ho
Your ho needs a beat'n with my pimpstick!
pimpstick by 1an September 20, 2006

pimpstitch 

Pimpstitch is fine quality custom taylored clothing for a player or a pimp. Pimpstich is fine clothing such as a suit or an expensive name brand. Pimpstich is high quality fashion that only a player, pimp or high roller can afford to wear. Pimpstitch makes you look fly.
If we are going out to the club tonight, then I need to change clothes and put on my pimpstitch.
pimpstitch by Joe B. Cooper March 14, 2006

pimpstitution 

A place like an institution, but for pimps.
Eliot Spitser got his mother f***ing ass put in a pimpstitution.

Simpstinct 

-a sixth sense for simps
-the knowledge of how to improve as a simp in a certain moment
Be sure to use your Simpstinct.
Simpstinct by Tenzie_25 April 1, 2021

Pimpstitute 

An institution for higher learning of those who wish to pursue a career in male prostitution. The word is derived from the word 'pimp' and the term 'male prostitute' combined to form the word 'Pimpstitute.'

It is extremely prestigious to graduate from this higher education facility with the title of 'Summa Cum Laude' or 'Magna Cum laude' and shows a good reputation.

This institution is an A+ Learning facility for those who have ambitions to become a male prostitute. This institution is also very similar to the 'Hookstitute', but the schools are not co-educational.


*Pimpstitute is an all boys facility.*
Johnny: Where are you going to college Dylan?
Dylan: Thought I'd take it easy, ya know? Going to the Pimpstitute. Got my letter today that I'm accepted. You?
Johnny: Yale. But, my sister goes to the hookstitute! So maybe you guys will see eachother! She loves it!
Dylan: Probably.
Pimpstitute by pimmystute2014 December 30, 2008

Pimpstitute 

Someone who will pimp for themselves. Verry slutty, usually a male. In order to attain such a title, it would require you to sleep/fuck with both genders. All-around-horny, regardless of age, sex, orientation, race, religion, etc....
Doesnt have to be going out with any of his 'playmates'. See frennefits
Wow, that Dan Henry kid is such a pimpstitute.
Damn dawg, that mo-fo is a pimpstitute, he gets more ass in one week, than i do all month.
Pimpstitute by Dan Henry February 25, 2006
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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