pigfisher 

someone up to no good.

"Watch out for the pigfishers on 5th Street"

pigfisher by sid malana January 29, 2004

(Prophecising) PigFish 

A person that, upon sleeping with the back of their head resting against a vertical or sub-vertical surface, and with their mouth wide open, resembles that of a Pig-Fish Hybrid, or PigFish.

Religious Fundamentalists of the newly-formed PigFishology sector claim that the PigFish has the ability to prophecise, when in reality scientists have determined he is only capable of excessive drooling, and stating what is happening in the direct present, thus rendering him essentially useless; nothing more than a PigFish with a nose an almost exact scale replica of a stingray.

Often complains that digital photographic manipulation is the cause of the Pig-Fish Hybrid morphology, but as yet has provided no evidence to support its claims.

Man : My god, look at that guy sleeping!
Woman : That's no human. It's a PigFish.
Man : Could he be prophecising, do you think?
Woman : Possibly. Or at least, he's trying his best to. After all, he is drooling quite a lot.
Man : My god. It's a (Prophecising) PigFish!
Woman : I think I'm gonna be sick.

(Prophecising) PigFish by Dichard Rawkins October 5, 2009

pigfish

A foul-smelling human being with short, stubby shanks and a propensity to wear soiled board-shorts over its inflated wedge. Predominantly South African in origin, they occasionally migrate to the UK and beyond in search of young females to annoy into procreation.

Get out of my fucking face, pigfish: you make me sick!

pigfish by Matt March 15, 2005

Pigmister

Is a person, animal, or thing that is either the cutest or stupidest

Stop being a pigmister
Omg! Pigmister

Pigmister by superpig March 2, 2019

Pigister 

The most important post in a Ping's court.

Whenever the Ping's stuck in a muddle, the Pigister is there to oink him out.

Pigister by The_pitizens#2 March 5, 2022

pigfish from nydd 

an extremely foul looking ugly bird that seams to turn up in your bed after a large amount of alcohol has been consumed the night before

mike: "i woke up with a right ugly bitch in my bed this morning!"
pete: "was she a proper pigfish from nydd?"
mike: "damn straight nigro"

pigfish from nydd by ickle sidney moose April 25, 2006

pigfishing 

looking around for something, usually something shady or illegal.
pigfisher

"Bob goes pigfishing around 5th Street every saturday"

pigfishing by sid malana January 29, 2004