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pigfisher 

"Watch out for the pigfishers on 5th Street"
pigfisher by sid malana January 29, 2004
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(Prophecising) PigFish 

A person that, upon sleeping with the back of their head resting against a vertical or sub-vertical surface, and with their mouth wide open, resembles that of a Pig-Fish Hybrid, or PigFish.

Religious Fundamentalists of the newly-formed PigFishology sector claim that the PigFish has the ability to prophecise, when in reality scientists have determined he is only capable of excessive drooling, and stating what is happening in the direct present, thus rendering him essentially useless; nothing more than a PigFish with a nose an almost exact scale replica of a stingray.

Often complains that digital photographic manipulation is the cause of the Pig-Fish Hybrid morphology, but as yet has provided no evidence to support its claims.
Man : My god, look at that guy sleeping!
Woman : That's no human. It's a PigFish.
Man : Could he be prophecising, do you think?
Woman : Possibly. Or at least, he's trying his best to. After all, he is drooling quite a lot.
Man : My god. It's a (Prophecising) PigFish!
Woman : I think I'm gonna be sick.
A foul-smelling human being with short, stubby shanks and a propensity to wear soiled board-shorts over its inflated wedge. Predominantly South African in origin, they occasionally migrate to the UK and beyond in search of young females to annoy into procreation.
Get out of my fucking face, pigfish: you make me sick!
pigfish by Matt March 15, 2005
Is a person, animal, or thing that is either the cutest or stupidest
Stop being a pigmister
Omg! Pigmister
Pigmister by superpig March 2, 2019

Pigister 

The most important post in a Ping's court.
Whenever the Ping's stuck in a muddle, the Pigister is there to oink him out.
Pigister by The_pitizens#2 March 5, 2022

pigfish from nydd 

an extremely foul looking ugly bird that seams to turn up in your bed after a large amount of alcohol has been consumed the night before
mike: "i woke up with a right ugly bitch in my bed this morning!"
pete: "was she a proper pigfish from nydd?"
mike: "damn straight nigro"

pigfishing 

looking around for something, usually something shady or illegal.
pigfisher
"Bob goes pigfishing around 5th Street every saturday"
pigfishing by sid malana January 29, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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