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To lightly daub/pat concealer makeup under the eyes; a phrase used by cosmetic companies.
Don't rub, piffle!
piffle by Starchylde December 27, 2014
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PiffleSmyte 

A troglodyte that suppresses it's energy throughout the seasons until winter. When it sees that winter is upon the earth, it will unleash all of its gaseous essence onto the planet; turning into PiffleSmyte. Immediately causing earthquakes, typhoons, volcanoes, in an attempt to Terraform the landscape, but instead causes immense global warming issues each fiscal and annual year.
PiffleSmyte by MrProElectro July 6, 2022

Piffle Paffle 

1. Spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense.

2. Foolish or unacceptable behaviour.
He was talking absolute piffle paffle.
Piffle Paffle by Rowss December 23, 2013

bump puffies 

something one would do to please the landlord
They bump puffies to please the landlord.
bump puffies by Russ the Bus 6 December 20, 2008

piffhead 

someone who smokes a lot of weed
yo that kid is such a piffhead
piffhead by d0000j December 13, 2009
the act of gettin high off some bomb ass weed... wether it be dro or haze... Actually smoking...
im piffin it when i get off work.
Piffin by Queen Lala December 12, 2006
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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