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piddlestick 

1. something you yell when a child is in the room to replace a swear word.

2. a cuddly name for a penis.
1. yelling at friend...YOUR SUCH A ( sees little brother ) piddlestick...

2. Hey kids, wanna see my piddlestick? o.O

piddleshit 

quit piddleshittin around!
piddleshit by piddleshitter2 August 4, 2017

piddlepuss 

A strange or funny expression on some people's faces while urinating
Every time that Mike pees his face turns into a piddlepuss
piddlepuss by Buguba October 16, 2023

Piddleation 

When you pee your pants a little. Not a full blown urination. But not so little that it its only a piddle.
She laughed so hard she peed her pants but only a piddleation.
Piddleation by jakeeh9 November 23, 2011

paddleasstastic 

"What did you think of that film last night?"

"It was paddleasstastic"
paddleasstastic by Muggz November 6, 2003

Piddlestrap 

A small cloth covering for the male genital area. Includes a patented strap at the back which differs from the normal G-String. This strap can be tightened to block the flow of urine from escaping the clothed area. Many doctors warn against Piddlestraps, claiming that excessive use can lead to sterility. This has yet to be proven.
Customer: Hi there, I'm looking for a fetching new undergarment. Something snazzy, but with ample support for my pant banana.

Salesman: Right this way sir, we have a fine collection of Piddlestraps in the Underwear section.
Piddlestrap by Tib. Crespo November 7, 2007