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piddlestick

1. something you yell when a child is in the room to replace a swear word.

2. a cuddly name for a penis.
1. yelling at friend...YOUR SUCH A ( sees little brother ) piddlestick...

2. Hey kids, wanna see my piddlestick? o.O
by ninjafightsamonster April 23, 2011
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Piddledicking

verb.AKA "Piddledickin'".
Wasting time.
Quit piddledicking around Backdoor Billy, we ain't got time for that!
by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004
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Fiddlesticks

Like the other definitions, a mild sweary word, but used as a get-out when you start to say "fuck" somewhere you can't. Often has a bit of a stutter at the start. Very similar to "sugar", in the sense Lucinda Green used it on television when a British horse missed a fence at the Olympic showjumping.
Oh f-f-fiddlesticks!
by George Icbar November 18, 2003
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fiddlesticking

The act of one rapidly slapping back and forth

between his or her inner thighs with his or her hands. The goal of this action is to generate a loud noise. Fiddlesticking is a common practice among middle schoolers.
Joe: I am definitely better at fiddlesticking than you.
Ryan: No way bro, I can do it way faster and louder than you!
by Yeet Master May 30, 2018
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by fatgirlsmith May 27, 2003
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Piddledick

A person who messes with all your stuff and doesn't stop or settle down.
Quit messing with my things and settle down, piddledick!
by Justin Vrahnos August 22, 2008
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PiddlyStinks

It's like tiddlywinks... but totally different. It involves coercing a young, influential, and wanton gutter-slut into anal intercourse and, when boredom hits, urinating in said subjects bottom with your John-Thomas.
I heard that Joel once pissed in someones bum! He decided it was a game. He called it PiddlyStinks! At the moment, he is winning the game!
by Father Ramsbottom July 2, 2009
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