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piddlefuck 

To waste time doing absolutely nothing.

To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.
Damnit! Why can't you ever be on time? You always gotta piddlefuck around instead of getting ready for work!
piddlefuck by jaynedough April 3, 2017

piddlefucking 

The act of slacking off instead of working, also a cross between titalywinks and pussyfooting.

To be distracted by pointless shenanigans and not getting shit done
Quit the piddlefucking and get to work
piddlefucking by spudbuster August 27, 2013

piddlestick 

1. something you yell when a child is in the room to replace a swear word.

2. a cuddly name for a penis.
1. yelling at friend...YOUR SUCH A ( sees little brother ) piddlestick...

2. Hey kids, wanna see my piddlestick? o.O

paddleshack

I just got paddleshacked!
paddleshack by Creeker21 November 29, 2016

piddlefucker 

One who particpates in the act of Piddlefucking.
you piddlefucker, get the fuk outta my face.
piddlefucker by Li was here May 13, 2003