picnie

Used to describe a person who always complains about problems with computer, mobile or any other electronic device, when the problems lie in the fact that this person is mentally and technologically challenged. Also, an acronym for Problem In Chair Not In Electronics.

Joe Shmoe always forgets his own passwords and blames the computer for the problem. He is total picnie.

by justwannaveg August 26, 2011

Manly Picnic

a picnic between men. No glasses, no napkins. Whiskey only. The beverage of true men... and pretzels. Typically set up in a place where women can't hear you, so you can outline your counteroffensive and trashtalk them.

What the hell, man? This isn't some romantic princess picnic - this is a manly picnic.

by RAGESTARVED October 20, 2012

picnic bitch

a girl wearing a cute, checkered dress with an open neckline to show off her collarbones.

ashley: ...and i also bought this checkered dress. its really fucking cute. makes me look like a picnic bitch

by wildflowersass January 18, 2019

Bakersfield Picnic

The act of eating your lunch while taking a crap.

Guy 1: "you coming to lunch with us at Chilies?"
Guy 2: "no, I gotta take a dump. I'm just gonna have a Bakersfield Picnic."

by P. Gunn October 2, 2013

shoulder picnic

When you put your dick and balls on top of someone's shoulder, usually while they are watching television.

Yeah, man. My girlfriend was watching Sex in the City and then I gave her the ol' shoulder picnic. Classic.

by eddyt113007 June 1, 2010

deadbeat picnic

when a group of homeless dudes with bikes and shopping carts congregate and smoke crack or drink beer in a public

there is a deadbeat picnic over there by that tree

by evilsteve666 November 21, 2017

Pilbara Picnic

A term used in northern Western Australia.

A Pilbara Picnic is the perfect combination of a chicken dinner (Kentucky fried or with a corn cob) and a case of beer (emu export is appropriate).
The meal can be enjoyed sitting down or lying down.

"has anyone seen Curtly?"
"ye-aah he's curled up to a Pilbara Picnic in the park"

by greybells November 4, 2017