pickled kumquat

An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.
by TitsMagee582 May 29, 2010
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Pickle me kumquat

1) First used as a pirates way of saying "give me your wifes penis"

2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.
by Kumquatunityforeverpenis March 13, 2011
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Pickle you, Kumquat!

Scew you, Whore!
Person1: Ugh you're such a skank!

Person 2: Pickle you, Kumquat!
by Dont drop the soap May 21, 2011
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