An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.
Lindsay Lohan is such a pickled kumquat.
by TitsMagee582 May 29, 2010
1) First used as a pirates way of saying "give me your wifes penis"
2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.
2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.
Why hello there............PICKLE ME KUMQUAT!
by Kumquatunityforeverpenis February 27, 2011
Scew you, Whore!
by Dont drop the soap April 29, 2011