kumquat 

a young individual who goes through life constantly disappointing people with his/her infinite failures

That stupid kumquat just managed to fail at blowing his nose! How does that happen?!

kumquat by paybay July 8, 2012

Kumquat 

Another word for someone who is similar to a Karen. Preferably used on people named Ryan.

Hey did you hear what Ryan said about you?

Omg yeah he's such a kumquat

Kumquat by simpforduke March 17, 2021

kumquat 

one wicked sweet fruit. although it's actually kind of bitter.

Should I have eaten the kumquat with or without the skin on?

kumquat by Ava and Lauren May 19, 2006

Kumquat 

Used as an insult.

Person 1: Hey there!

Person 2: Shutup you fucking Kumquat.

Kumquat by Zombie_Huntr November 14, 2009

kumquat 

Something you call someone when they're being a lazy little bitch

"Cleidus come to the gym and stop being a kumquat, be a homie"

kumquat by Cleidus October 10, 2018

Kumquat 

A tasty little fruit that looks like a miniature orange. This yummy treat is the result of a horticultural experiment in which a dickweed was crossed with a pussywillow yielding the kumquat.

What is this a miniature orange? No it's a kumquat!

Kumquat by Carrie Just Carrie (Alex idea) September 26, 2010

Kumquat 

Stupid, but worse.

You kumquat!
She is as stupid as a kumquat.

Kumquat by Mary Poppins 2.0 November 29, 2016