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pickle me grandmother 

Expression of shock or disappointment.

Australian colloquialism made popular by the character Ted Bullpitt in the 70's sitcom "Kingswood Country".

(synonym) "D'oh!"
Pickle me grandmother !! The wog's just crashed into the Kingswood !!
pickle me grandmother by doc brown October 6, 2007

Pickle me kumquat 

1) First used as a pirates way of saying "give me your wifes penis"

2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.
Why hello there............PICKLE ME KUMQUAT!

Pickle Me Elmo 

The best way to relieve stress, and a holy weapon, stick a tickle me Elmo in a jar of pickle juice, and it's a pickled me Elmo.
"After my prostitute robbed me, I used a pickle me Elmo to relieve my stress."

Pickle me grandma!

An exclamation of shock or surprise when you see something amazing.
*a girl is pegged to a clothesline by her nipples, spinning around*

"PICKLE ME GRANDMA!!!!"

Pickle me dooda 

Its a filler word for when you dont have a specific word for something else to say.
Like when your homeboy is like what day is it, i dont even know bro i was bron in the year 1008 how am... pickle me dooda. Zoo wee mama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pickle me dooda by picklemedooda January 22, 2025

Slap my knee and call me pickle 

An expression of enlightenment and revelation concerning information that was previously unknown.
Sam and J rode down highway 81 to the honky tonk bar. A Wheeler Walker Jr. song played over the truck radio - Eatin Pussy, Kickin Ass.
Sam looked at J. Her eyes glistened with regret.

"J, we have a situation," Sam said.
"What happened?"
"I seem to have shit my pants, J"
"Well slap my knee and call me pickle, Sam," J muttered. "I'm turnin' this truck around baby."
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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