pickle me

To give someone a pickle.

Gurl: Can you pickle me?
Boi: Do you want dill or bread and butter?

by Penguinandpickles January 25, 2017

pickle me grandmother

Expression of shock or disappointment.

Australian colloquialism made popular by the character Ted Bullpitt in the 70's sitcom "Kingswood Country".

(synonym) "D'oh!"

Pickle me grandmother !! The wog's just crashed into the Kingswood !!

by doc brown September 23, 2007

Pickle me kumquat

1) First used as a pirates way of saying "give me your wifes penis"

2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.

Why hello there............PICKLE ME KUMQUAT!

by Kumquatunityforeverpenis February 27, 2011

Pickle Me Elmo

The best way to relieve stress, and a holy weapon, stick a tickle me Elmo in a jar of pickle juice, and it's a pickled me Elmo.

"After my prostitute robbed me, I used a pickle me Elmo to relieve my stress."

by Wendi is super cool December 09, 2021

Pickle me grandma!

An exclamation of shock or surprise when you see something amazing.

*a girl is pegged to a clothesline by her nipples, spinning around*

"PICKLE ME GRANDMA!!!!"

by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010

pickle me tickle me

A game where you tickle your girlfriend in order to make her stop being grumpy and do you instead.

Stop being so cranky or we're going to play pickle me tickle me.

by DweetleBug February 15, 2014

Slap my knee and call me pickle

An expression of enlightenment and revelation concerning information that was previously unknown.

Sam and J rode down highway 81 to the honky tonk bar. A Wheeler Walker Jr. song played over the truck radio - Eatin Pussy, Kickin Ass.
Sam looked at J. Her eyes glistened with regret.

"J, we have a situation," Sam said.
"What happened?"
"I seem to have shit my pants, J"
"Well slap my knee and call me pickle, Sam," J muttered. "I'm turnin' this truck around baby."

by ChandlerHasStrongShoulders March 27, 2022