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Patek Philippe & Co. is a Swiss watch manufacturer founded in 1851, located in Geneva and the Vallée de Joux. It designs and manufactures timepieces and movements, including some of the most complicated mechanical watches.

Patek Philippe is one of the leading competitors of Rolex.

It's become a hot topic in rap music, and many rappers including the Migos and Future have been seen rocking fully iced-out Pateks worth tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars.
What kind of water is that? It's Patek water. - Future

Plain Patek, fill it with ice. Save your check, you don't know the price. - Quavo

Patek Philippe, the plain one. That's too much sauce. - Future
Patek by ndar77 November 2, 2017

Need a new patek 

When some sh!t is tragic and needs urgent care , a situation that’s absolutely treacherous. Down horrendously, not doing well in life. In need of assistance
Ya mans not lookin too good sh!t tragic he need a new patek or sumthin. Mfks done hopped out the automatic v and let him have it . Lil boy new it’s static sh!t tragic he really needa new patek

Patek Philippe

The worlds most luxury watch.
When one speaks with watch collectors, dealers, and enthusiasts from all walks of life, one brand is consistently singled out as being "the Rolls-Royce of watches". Like that esteemed auto manufacturer, it is a name that has become synonymous with perfection, exclusivity and the finest craftsmanship. The company is Patek Philippe, and its history offers a compelling insight into how this unique, family-held watch company has dominated the Swiss watch industry for over 160 years.
i have a Patek Philippe watch from my grandpa.
Patek Philippe by bgbabe September 4, 2012

Patekless 

When someone doesn't own a patek. A patek is a luxurious watch brand. It is used as an insult as "broke" etc.
Kenny: That dude sends people his Temu referral link.
Medazalli: On god, that's some patekless behavior.
Patekless by pagman69omegalulxd September 14, 2023

patek water

Some ice from watch producer Patek Phillipe SA
What kind of water is that?
It’s patek water
patek water by canadianheadass October 24, 2017

new patek 

The greatest song lil uzi vert has ever made.
Guy 1:have you heard new patek

Guy 2: yeah man, that songs fire
new patek by Savage X March 20, 2019
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