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paekalations 

“Bible book of Paeka de Gallo” When you leave rose quartz crystals in a mans car to get him to fall in love with you. 4:44
Girl: Let’s link ;)
Boy: Okay bet
*girl leaves crystal in mans car*
*does the deed*
Boy: Omg I can’t stop thinking about you
Girl: I know, I’ve been reading paekalations

PLS THIS IS A JOKE THO 😭
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Patekless 

When someone doesn't own a patek. A patek is a luxurious watch brand. It is used as an insult as "broke" etc.
Kenny: That dude sends people his Temu referral link.
Medazalli: On god, that's some patekless behavior.
Patekless by pagman69omegalulxd September 14, 2023

Paekalations 1:11 

A: Dude IM TIRED OF LETTING EVERYONE WALK OVER ME

B: Paekalations 1:11, “Self love is the best love”