pianis

Pianis is the first single produced by the rap duo "well hung Looney bin" featuring Dr. Drizzle and

D-relli.

Yo Dawg, well hung Looney bin coming out with a new single in 2016 called pianis, ya heard?

pianis by D-relli October 25, 2015

Pionism 

To revolt against government corruption through non-life-threatening destruction of government property by use of farm equipment.

That guy just crushed 7 cars with a huge tractor! He's part of the Pionism movement.

That dude just sprayed city hall with a shit spreader! Yeah, he's part of the Pionism movement too!

Pionism by The Vermonster August 11, 2012

12 inch pianist 

An hilarious joke that young children will not understand.

One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The

bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.

Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks

instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed

"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

12 inch pianist by drones November 1, 2014

pianus 

A fishlike boss from the popular MMORPG "Maple Story".
Pronounced PEE-AN-USS.
Many jokes revolve around the closeness of this word to the word "penis".

"Man, I checked out pianus yesterday and he jizzed me to death with his white, spermy beam."
"Goddamnit you n00b lv 50."

pianus by Rididdles December 16, 2006

Painis

Another way of saying penis. Popularized by the soldier in Tf2 from gmod videos.

Soldier: You are Red See Red.
Robotnik: PINGAS.
Soldier: No, Painis.

Painis by DohEntertainment May 1, 2011

painis in the ainis 

A phrase that is used by the Soldier from TF2 "Team Fortress 2" In some Garry's mod animations. Painis means penis and ainis mean anus.

Red Soldier: That scout is got a painis in the ainis!

Blu Scout: You suck!

painis in the ainis by LittleRocketMan June 8, 2017

Painis Cupcake 

A character based on the Team Fortress 2 Soldier that was originally meant to be a response to a sub-fad by Youtube user of Rubberfruit.
"I am Painis Cupcake... I will eat you..."
-Painis Cupcake

"I am Painis Cupcake... I will eat you...
*makes rape face*"

Painis Cupcake by PainisCupcake April 21, 2010