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pianotology

The study of the piano
“You know that Sarah girl?” “Is she the one who be staying late on the pianotology lessons”? “Yup”
An old person who is selfish and troubles those around them just for their own personal benefit. They also have no concern for the environment and in truth are very senile and angry most of the time
Jane's mother-in-law is a such a piagato all she ever does is command her around!
Piagato by Hotworder August 21, 2020

The Pignato Ritual. 

A red haired ginger that gets lathered in cum from Aborigine children of the wild, and is used for a feast to the starved Africans.
Arthur: I saw some Aborigines up north, I believe they were doing "The Pignato Ritual."

Shawn: Ahhh...yeah I saw the ginger walk up there a while ago...poor piggy.
The Pignato Ritual. by Dustywhitey November 18, 2011

Phanatom 

Living female mammal getting moody and/or crabby
The female lion was getting phanatom after having cubs.
Phanatom by Gleegal September 29, 2009
Fat egg shaped woman who teaches history for middle school
God she looks like a pinnatore
pinnatore by heeheeheehaw February 13, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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