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Owned by the phone. The phone controls your life. The phone rings - you obey its command. NOT answering the phone is not an option. You are powerless. Regardless of the hour, you will obey its desire no matter how ridiculous the request. Think you had other plans? Forget it. The phone rings and you are phowned.
OMG I have this final tomorrow and I so needed to study, and then the phone rings and now I have to go and meet Francine so I can listen to her whine about her boyfriend all night. I am so phowned!
phowned by wheaty May 8, 2008
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The Post Hang Out With Girls Fart or (phowgf) is an acronym used to communicate to a bro that one has suppressed their flatulence for an extended period of time due to the presence of females. Usually, the phowgf is something to brag about as it is one loud and potent beast.
"I'm holding in the biggest phowgf right now"
phowgf by Lev Dawg January 7, 2009

PHOWAR!! 

JUST SHEER LUST WHEN SOME GORGEOUS BABE WALKS INTO VIEW OR ANYTHING THAT REALLY FLOATS YOUR BOAT OR PULLS YOUR CHAIN AND YOU JUST UTTER THE IMMORTAL WORD

PHOWAR!!!
British film Carry on Nurse,
Barbara Windsor as Nurse walks past ambulance driver and mechanic, ere look at her (driver) Phowar!!! (mechanic)
PHOWAR!! by BigDonk117 April 9, 2011

phowater 

pho broth
the soup you receive with your rice dish at a vietnamese restaurant
usually said in a fob accent
Say you're eating at a Vietnamese restaurant, and you order a rice dish that comes with soup. When the waitress brings out the rice dish but no soup, after you leave you ask yourself "WTF? Where the hell is my phowater?"
phowater by Phowater February 25, 2009
Someone who bought something very expensive with high hopes, only to find out it's completely worthless.
Person 1:I just bought an I-phone, but I need to activate it through my service provider or else it wont turn on!
Person 2: LOL! You just got i-phowned.
I-Phowned by Paul Ash August 3, 2007
A person who can sweet talk a woman into talking dirty in less than 24 hours. Also lives very dangerously and is a badass.
He got that supermodel to talk dirty 10 minutes after he met her, what a phowl!

I wish i was a phowl like him. He just jumped off a 30 foot building and survived.
Phowl by Cherney February 24, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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