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Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia
Robby - "Why did you take so long in the bathroom"
Todd - "Sorry my Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia makes me stay in the bathroom for a long time"
Todd - "Sorry my Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia makes me stay in the bathroom for a long time"
Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia by SimpCity December 15, 2019
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jake paul phobia
jake paul phobia by Tobiathin September 16, 2017
Chasity-phobic
Chasity-phobic by hh29 September 19, 2021
cop-phobia
As the driver glanced into the rear view mirror while waiting for a red light to turn green, they saw a patrol car pulling up behind them. Instantly their cop-phobia kicked in.
cop-phobia by jpg3 September 16, 2015
Phoning the 90s
"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."
"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."
"Why?"
"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."
"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."
"Why?"
"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."
Phoning the 90s by hipster_of_the_month May 10, 2013
Voice Mail Phobia
When you are literally scared to death to check your voice mail because you feel you are certain there is bad news in your voice-mail you do not want to hear or do not want to confront.
Elena: "Uncle Carmine have you checked your voice mail? I can't leave you any more voice mails because your mail box is full!"
Uncle Carmine: "No Elena I have not as I have been diagnosed with Voice Mail Phobia"
Uncle Carmine: "No Elena I have not as I have been diagnosed with Voice Mail Phobia"
Voice Mail Phobia by Don Gesu (Zio Carmine) November 3, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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