baby giraffe

The name given to the pose one must adopt in the toilet after awakening with a {boner} and dying for a piss.
i.e. legs spread wide and upper torso bent foward at the hips.
So called because of the obvious resemblance to a baby giraffe struggling to get to its feet.

I woke up half-way thru' the night with a stiffy and spent half an hour in the bathroom doing a baby giraffe trying to have a piss.

by ant August 04, 2004

stuffy

lucky, fortunate (uk slang)

I've just won twenty quid on the fixed odds.
You stuffy twat!

by ant August 11, 2004

frosty

When you get a deoderant spray can, spray it really close to your skin and make the skin freeze and come off

Shit, That frosty really kills!

by ant January 11, 2005

Batty

1. A person's rear/backside/bum/ass/arse
2. A homosexual/gay person (usually male)

1. Relax ya batty!
2. Your father is a batty

by Ant December 12, 2003

Bellville Rendevous

The wierdest catoon you've ever seen. Not surprising really, it was made in France. Includes people with noses coming out of thier foreheads, arses on the back of thier legs and the fattest dog ever. About a boy who has always dreamed about being in the famous endurance bike race, Tour De France. So his grandma trains him to become a bicycle racer. From then on, I have no idea what happens. Some guys whos shoulders are above thier heads kidnap him and throw him in a truck with two people who are either: A, zombies, B, Demented or C, Extremely tired. No matter how wierd, it's still beautifully animated.

Bellville Rendevous is one of the most beautiful yet most wierd pieces of animation you have ever seen.

by Ant April 23, 2005

morning thunder

The first, usually very powerful, fart of the day.

'The quiet peace of the tent was shattered by Brian's morning thunder'

by ant August 04, 2004

sheep pimp

A pimp of sheep. Usually found in Wales, or else is a Welsh talking... gentleman.

"Damn that sheep pimp, he feckin' gave me a ram!"

by Ant October 09, 2004