Ant's definitions
Derived from 'paralysed' or 'paralysis' is commonly used in slang to describe a state achieved after drinking too much.
Note: This word is often wrongly written and pronounced as paraletic
Note: This word is often wrongly written and pronounced as paraletic
What did you do at the weekend?
I went out with the lads and got absolutely paralytic playing drinking games.
Never again!
I went out with the lads and got absolutely paralytic playing drinking games.
Never again!
by ant July 5, 2004

by ant September 14, 2004

Named after the assasinated Indian leader, this rather colourful expression refers to the stinging burning sensation one experiences in one's anus when shitting out a curry of the vindaloo or phal variety (i.e. v.hot)
Wow my arsehole is killing me!
Well that's Gandhi's revenge - you shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night.
Well that's Gandhi's revenge - you shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night.
by ant August 9, 2004

Simple Plan need a simple plan to save themselves. All my friends are like "Oh my god! I live for Simple Plan and now that that's out i must be a to total punk!" Excuse me but if you want to hear real punk then listen to the sex pistols, ramones, rancid, frenzal rhomb, the meanies, placebo, manic street preachers and primus and YOU WILL FIND THE MEANING OF PUNK MUSIC!!!
by ant January 13, 2005

1. aww jeez man, hold on a sec i really gotta piss.
2. hey, look out for that colony of piss ants.
3. man, you piss me off.
2. hey, look out for that colony of piss ants.
3. man, you piss me off.
by ant January 13, 2004
