Photato 

Photogenic Potato. Someone that looks good in a photo, but looks ugly in person.

That girl Sally is such a photato. If only she was as good looking in real life, as she was in her Facebook photos.

Photato by Nickiedth August 5, 2014

Photato 

Photato:When you look like an udder mess in a picture. Crusty mayo lookin ass.

Example: Chad:bruh did you see Makenzie's post on the gram? She looked like a steaming bowl of mashed photatos Brad:yea breh but she looks like that every day

Photato by beeper0 August 17, 2017

photato 

A Photoshop clone intended for less computer savvy folk. Commercialized on television.

Photato is like a "Diet Photoshop".

At least the name is funny.

photato by nikkan_hanil July 12, 2004

Potato D 

It’s what ur best friend has.

That’s my best friend. She got potato d

Potato D by Potato Z August 26, 2021

potty potato 

Slang for a very large, solid bowel movement

I dropped a potty potato and it clgged the toilet.

potty potato by dirtdoctor July 13, 2009

because potato 

Expression used to communicate that a decision was made without any justification.

She voted for Hillary, because potato.

because potato by _ROV_ June 29, 2018

because potatoes

A phrase used by TheMysteriousMrEnter when someone in a cartoon does something without justification.

...And he couldn't press each button because potatoes.

because potatoes by InternetInhabitant69420 April 19, 2020