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Photato

Photogenic Potato. Someone that looks good in a photo, but looks ugly in person.
That girl Sally is such a photato. If only she was as good looking in real life, as she was in her Facebook photos.
by Nickiedth August 5, 2014
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Photato

Photato:When you look like an udder mess in a picture. Crusty mayo lookin ass.
Example: Chad:bruh did you see Makenzie's post on the gram? She looked like a steaming bowl of mashed photatos Brad:yea breh but she looks like that every day
by beeper0 August 17, 2017
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photato

A Photoshop clone intended for less computer savvy folk. Commercialized on television.
Photato is like a "Diet Photoshop".

At least the name is funny.
by nikkan_hanil July 12, 2004
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Potato D

It’s what ur best friend has.
That’s my best friend. She got potato d
by Potato Z August 26, 2021
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potty potato

Slang for a very large, solid bowel movement
I dropped a potty potato and it clgged the toilet.
by dirtdoctor July 13, 2009
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because potato

Expression used to communicate that a decision was made without any justification.
She voted for Hillary, because potato.
by _ROV_ June 29, 2018
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because potatoes

A phrase used by TheMysteriousMrEnter when someone in a cartoon does something without justification.
...And he couldn't press each button because potatoes.
by InternetInhabitant69420 April 19, 2020
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