phoney boney

The fold near one's crotch made by a pair of jeans or shorts that looks like a boner.

Kathryn told me to check out how excited Brian was that the Olympic women's gymnastics was on, but after Jake reached down and poked it, we realized it was just a phoney boney.

by EmilyJoW October 9, 2008

phone bone

Phone Sex

Me and my bitch phone boned for hours.

by Deez August 16, 2003

Phone Bone

Having sexual relations of some kind over the telephone. Phone sex.

"Hey Paul, when was the last time we had phone bone? You've been gone for so long.

by Val Hurts December 22, 2008

phone bone

The act of talking for hours and hours with a girl or a guy till your ears fall off.

Hey Nelson, did you waste your time last night phone boning with Susy?

by Slang Master July 6, 2005

Phone bone

To be on the telephone with a girl, and try to sweet talk her as if she had you whipped, or on a short leash.

Male to female on the phone:"Baby i'd do anything for you."
Males around him:"Nigga,Stop phone boning, it sounds like your soft.

by cedric hoper August 6, 2004

Phone Bone

When a female uses the vibrate feature on her phone to masturbate, in the absence of a true vibrator.

I forgot my vibrator at church camp, so I had to Phone Bone after watching Twilight

by jtothegoods November 23, 2010

phone bone

Phone sex

I just got phone boned...huh.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019