A fold in one's pants at the crotch that looks like a boner
No one could shake their gaze from the bulge in Brad's pants. There was a gasp when he stood up to get something to drink, but the tension subsided when we realized he was just sporting a creepy tepee.
The fold near one's crotch made by a pair of jeans or shorts that looks like a boner
Kathryn told me to check out how excited Brian was that the Olympic women's gymnastics was on, but after Jake reached down and poked it, we realized it was just a phoney boney.
A fake boner
made by a fold in one's jeans.
Everyone's eyes were trained on Matthew as he played the bongo drum. Little did he know, there was a bet as to whether his bulge was real, or just a jeanie wienie.