EmilyJoW's definitions

phoney boney

The fold near one's crotch made by a pair of jeans or shorts that looks like a boner.

Kathryn told me to check out how excited Brian was that the Olympic women's gymnastics was on, but after Jake reached down and poked it, we realized it was just a phoney boney.

by EmilyJoW October 9, 2008

jeanie wienie

A fake boner made by a fold in one's jeans.

Everyone's eyes were trained on Matthew as he played the bongo drum. Little did he know, there was a bet as to whether his bulge was real, or just a jeanie wienie.

by EmilyJoW October 9, 2008

creepy tepee

A fold in one's pants at the crotch that looks like a boner.

No one could shake their gaze from the bulge in Brad's pants. There was a gasp when he stood up to get something to drink, but the tension subsided when we realized he was just sporting a creepy tepee.

by EmilyJoW October 9, 2008