phonehead
someone obsessed with their phone and can’t get off of it no matter what/and or originated from lauren mcgrath
phonehead by chompingbecky May 31, 2018
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Phonehead
Noun: it is the verbal declaration of when you're viewing your phone and it slip out of your hands and smacks you in the head.
Phonehead(ed): someone who continually drops their phone on their head.
Phonehead(ing): someone in the act of dropping their phone.
Phonehead(er): someone who has a common history of dropping their phone on the head.
Phonehead(ed): someone who continually drops their phone on their head.
Phonehead(ing): someone in the act of dropping their phone.
Phonehead(er): someone who has a common history of dropping their phone on the head.
1. HER: ahh my phone slipped and hit me in the head. HIM: phonehead!
2. Mike, have some decency, you phonehead.
3. She's such a huge phonehead. She broke her phone.
2. Mike, have some decency, you phonehead.
3. She's such a huge phonehead. She broke her phone.
Phonehead by Mister missedher March 27, 2025
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Phonehead
A person whose only median for online interaction is their cellphone. On top of this, they are trend hoppers and authentic humor is completely alien to them. These are the same people that constantly reference the latest memes from TikTok or whatever the fuck. Most phoneheads are also AIheads.
Phonehead 1: Hey guys wanna play some Grow a Garden? It is the best game on Roblox, the only place on the internet where you can play video games.
Phonehead 2: Yeah then we can go do the Speak Your Mind Challenge! Nigga wtf is the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge? This must be some Guest 666 shit. Long live Black Herobrine.
Guest 666: you phoneheads can shut the fuck up before I smite you. Do you have nothing better to do? You could be doing something meaningful like playing Homigrad - Daniel’s Reality.
Phonehead 2: Yeah then we can go do the Speak Your Mind Challenge! Nigga wtf is the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge? This must be some Guest 666 shit. Long live Black Herobrine.
Guest 666: you phoneheads can shut the fuck up before I smite you. Do you have nothing better to do? You could be doing something meaningful like playing Homigrad - Daniel’s Reality.
Phonehead by Guest 666 Acolyte August 8, 2025
one-armed phonehead
(n). Synonym for celluwhore. Has one arm glued to a phone to their ear, so it appears as if they are one armed.
Beware of the one-armed phonehead. This monster appears in supermarkets, malls, and other public places such as gyms, concert halls, and airports.
one-armed phonehead by boggler December 28, 2005
Pokéhead
Just like a "pothead" but this one is on Pokémon. Pokéheads can be found everywhere these days with their eyes glued to their cellphones. They roam around without a care in the world about where they are and how they got there.
Pokéhead by frost.bite July 18, 2016
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