phodeo

That moment where you think you're taking a photo but instead capture yourself saying, "Say cheese!" on video. See also: idiot

I was going through my phone's camera roll and saw I took 27 phodeos last month. I'm an idiot -- I apparently have no idea how to use the camera app!

phodeo by NotoriousBOG August 5, 2013

phodor 

The lingering smell of pho on your clothes, hair, and body. Usually from eating at a pho restaurant.

Guy: Where do you want to eat tonight?
Girl: Anywhere except pho. I don't want to get phodor on my nice jeans.

Job interviewer: Did you have pho for breakfast? I can smell your phodor.

phodor by destley wang February 6, 2013

photdeo 

A video taken while the subject thinks it's a photo, so they pose awkwardly for way too long. Can be an accident or a prank.

Originally coined by Ali Spagnola in a "Life the Musical" song.

My jerk friend took a photdeo of me, so I looked like an idiot.

photdeo by PegasusRacer January 27, 2017

PhobeoPhobe 

A phobophobe is a person who is afraid of having a phobia. They have absolutely no clue this is a phobia, and if you tell them they will experience nausea, nosebleeds, dislocations, massive aneurisms, seizures, immediate dyslexia, blindness, deafness, broken bones, fractured ribs, carpel tunnel syndrome, alzheimer's, bubonic plague, teeth grinding, every sweating disorder, depression, anxiety, self-consciousness, and 1023.33 more things

Look at how she's doing everything. I think she's a phobeophobe.

PhobeoPhobe by Command C Command V January 23, 2020

phoneophobia 

Fear of talking on the phone, especially with an unknown person.

Dude, can you call Shaniqua for me? I have phoneophobia.

phoneophobia by niloxs June 7, 2007

phoneographer 

Someone elected to film a fight VIA their camera phone, they have the right of way in the mob of spectators as they are the immortalizing the rumble.

Tyrone: Yo get the fuck out tha way ritchie, you blockin tha phoneographer

Ritchie: Shieeeeeeet sorry dawg, shits gonna be on youtube tonight fosho

Tyrone: Hell yeeeh

phoneographer by Maddymw4 January 24, 2009

Phoneograph 

n. An image recorded with a cellular phone.
v. To take a phoneograph of a subject
v. To practice phoneography

My new cell phone takes great phoneographs.

Quick! Grab your phone and get a phoneograph of that U.F.O. as proof so people won't think we're nuts!

Phoneograph by Crissybobissy September 14, 2009