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phobophobophobia

A fear of a person with a fear of phobias
I know a guy with phobophobophobia, its really strange

phobophobophobophobia 

The fear of fearing a fear of fears. The fear of someone having phobophobophobia, the fear of someone having fear of fears.
Mark: I've got phobophobophobophobia
Jane: AHH AN INSECT
Bill: AHH IM AFRAID OF YOU BEING SCARED
Ben: AHH IM AFRAID OF YOU BEING AFRAID OF BEING AFRIAD
Mark: YOU PUSHED MY LIMITS AHHHHHHH *faints*

phobeismist 

1. noun: A person who is engaged in and has expert knowledge in all things offensive, especially regarding race and sex. A professional phobismist views it as their duty to tell you why you should be offended.

2. noun: One who studies human behavior and culture to answer questions regarding all things offensive. A phobeismist may be involved in studying political correctness, being offended on someone else's behalf who is not offended, policing of ideas and language, and other free-speech-limiting activities.

Derived from phobe, ism, and ist.
My friend at Berkeley is studying hard to become a professional phobeismist.
phobeismist by Unframeofmind November 26, 2019

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the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having a phobia
Phobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobia is stupid

ist-phobe 

The backbone of the social justice warrior debate strategy.

Everyone that disagrees with a social justice warrior feelings logic should be labeled as an "-ist" and a "-phobe". Now it is no longer necessary to pick one that is relevant, or more likely isn't relevant to the situation such as "racist, or "homophobe". Just combine all of them together so you are always right by using the term "ist-phobe".
Member of the Patriarchy: Let us discuss this peer reviewed scientific study to see the data on this issue.
SJW: You're just an ist-phobe so your arguments do not count. STFU.
ist-phobe by Titomosquito December 3, 2016

Phobophobia 

Being afraid of being afraid.

This is something you can really get worked up with.
A: Don't scare him. He has phobophobia.
B: AAAAH! That was scary .... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Phobophobia by lyomi June 13, 2012