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"my friend cornelius has a phobka." I DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND NAMED CORNELIUS

Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia 

The fear of having an unclean asshole after pooping, often causing you to wipe more than usual.
Robby - "Why did you take so long in the bathroom"
Todd - "Sorry my Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia makes me stay in the bathroom for a long time"

jake paul phobia 

A fear of the cancerous youtuber Jake Paul coming to your house to start dabbing on them haters
Jake Paul Phobia scared Jimmy from watching YouTube
jake paul phobia by Tobiathin September 16, 2017

cop-phobia 

The fear of law enforcement types. A dread of any police. Paranoia towards a badge and gun carrier.
As the driver glanced into the rear view mirror while waiting for a red light to turn green, they saw a patrol car pulling up behind them. Instantly their cop-phobia kicked in.
cop-phobia by jpg3 September 16, 2015

Voice Mail Phobia 

When you are literally scared to death to check your voice mail because you feel you are certain there is bad news in your voice-mail you do not want to hear or do not want to confront.
Elena: "Uncle Carmine have you checked your voice mail? I can't leave you any more voice mails because your mail box is full!"

Uncle Carmine: "No Elena I have not as I have been diagnosed with Voice Mail Phobia"
A song that overtakes your life. Once you listen to it, it continues to play for a week straight until you finally pass out and have to be admitted to the hospital to fully recover. Some say it is Europop, others say it is the worst song in the history of music, and only one person in the whole world can enjoy it.
Hey Ryan, what are you listening to? Probka? Again? What the fuck, you've listened to that song like nine days straight, are you OK? Oh my god, I need to call for help, I just heard part of the song, and you've been listening to it for that fucking long? 500 times in a row? What the fuck, this is awful. I want to die.
Probka by Baron Von Ktik May 25, 2009
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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