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A song that overtakes your life. Once you listen to it, it continues to play for a week straight until you finally pass out and have to be admitted to the hospital to fully recover. Some say it is Europop, others say it is the worst song in the history of music, and only one person in the whole world can enjoy it.

Hey Ryan, what are you listening to? Probka? Again? What the fuck, you've listened to that song like nine days straight, are you OK? Oh my god, I need to call for help, I just heard part of the song, and you've been listening to it for that fucking long? 500 times in a row? What the fuck, this is awful. I want to die.

Probka by Baron Von Ktik May 25, 2009

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proskater

A curse word in the UK. It's very bad to say.

"If you don't like it, you can can suck my proskater" Caddicarus, 2020

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Probka • probation • probably • probama • probability • Probable Cause • Probabilistic Mechanics • proballer • probaly • Phobka

Probabilititties

The likelihood of seeing a titty.

What do you think the likelihood of this top staying on all night is?

I’m not sure but the probabilititties are high.

Probabilititties by Jefferson Lovely August 7, 2020

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Dodecatuple Secret Probation

The highest level of probation imaginable assigned to a fraternity; the underlying intention being assured failure.

From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatuple secret probation!

Dodecatuple Secret Probation by newkie December 15, 2011

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Counter-probaiting

An amalgamation of counterproductive and baiting

Basically, when you try to bait someone, but it bites you in the ass

Aaron: Hey, I just got rid of the ants in my house by keeping sugar out in the open
Zelda: Oof, dude, that's some counter-probaiting on point

Counter-probaiting by WarriorWithin August 10, 2020

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no probalo

Senor Cardgage Mortgage's way of saying no problem.

Senor Cardgage: Valerie need home lawn, no probalo

no probalo by Tyler Sadex June 29, 2004

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probation officer

person to whom you must check in with while on probation.

Damn, I wish I could go out with you to the bars tonight Leroy but, I've got to see my probation officer in the morning.

probation officer by The View June 19, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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