Phobka

the fear of being wrong

"My friend Cornelius has a phobka"

by Mc=IN YOUR FACE EINSTEIN July 28, 2023

phobka

the fear of being wrong

"my friend cornelius has a phobka." I DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND NAMED CORNELIUS

by Mc=IN YOUR FACE EINSTEIN July 28, 2023

Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia

The fear of having an unclean asshole after pooping, often causing you to wipe more than usual.

Robby - "Why did you take so long in the bathroom"
Todd - "Sorry my Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia makes me stay in the bathroom for a long time"

by SimpCity December 15, 2019

jake paul phobia

A fear of the cancerous youtuber Jake Paul coming to your house to start dabbing on them haters

Jake Paul Phobia scared Jimmy from watching YouTube

by Tobiathin September 16, 2017

cop-phobia

The fear of law enforcement types. A dread of any police. Paranoia towards a badge and gun carrier.

As the driver glanced into the rear view mirror while waiting for a red light to turn green, they saw a patrol car pulling up behind them. Instantly their cop-phobia kicked in.

by jpg3 September 16, 2015

Voice Mail Phobia

When you are literally scared to death to check your voice mail because you feel you are certain there is bad news in your voice-mail you do not want to hear or do not want to confront.

Elena: "Uncle Carmine have you checked your voice mail? I can't leave you any more voice mails because your mail box is full!"

Uncle Carmine: "No Elena I have not as I have been diagnosed with Voice Mail Phobia"

by Don Gesu (Zio Carmine) November 3, 2010

Probka

A song that overtakes your life. Once you listen to it, it continues to play for a week straight until you finally pass out and have to be admitted to the hospital to fully recover. Some say it is Europop, others say it is the worst song in the history of music, and only one person in the whole world can enjoy it.

Hey Ryan, what are you listening to? Probka? Again? What the fuck, you've listened to that song like nine days straight, are you OK? Oh my god, I need to call for help, I just heard part of the song, and you've been listening to it for that fucking long? 500 times in a row? What the fuck, this is awful. I want to die.

by Baron Von Ktik May 25, 2009