A poass is a certain being who posseses both the qualities of being a poser and an asshole. This type of person is largely considered to be hostile to anyone around him and to act like a douchebag constantly even though he is clearly not one and is just trying to hard.

Non-Poass: Aw yeah, I just got a quarter.
Poass: I have 3 million dollars in my swiss bank account hidden in the Netherlands of the nile desert.
Non-Poass: That place doesn't even exist.
Poass: It does if I want it to! Im richer than you!

Poass by likely34 June 15, 2013

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phass

An ass that is phat; a big juicy butt

Man, look at Jillian’s phass! She got it poppin.

phass by officialgf July 12, 2020

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Proasstination

When you procrastinate when you shouldn't or are already late.

Thanks to my proasstination with the electric bill I have late fees now too.

Proasstination by HumaneAnimal September 13, 2017

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phassy

a type of idiot

shutup charlotte you phassy

phassy by conor giles January 11, 2009

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