phlegmish 

a word used to refer to when flemish belgians are toxic af

Bob: yo wazap Conradt!
Conradt: you mom gay
Bob: why are you always so goddam phlegmish Conradt?!

phlegmish by inilossum otineb May 2, 2018

Phlegmphibian 

A cold blooded creature that thrives in it's own moist environment, consuming as well as secreting proteins.

My ex sure is one slimy phlegmphibian, especially with the homey hopper legs...

Phlegmphibian by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Ian Phlegming 

When a girl hocks up a loogie and uses the mucus as lubricant to give a dude a hand job. Named this way in honor of the British writer who created James Bond, Ian Fleming. ( No other relation to the sexual act other than his last name sounds like phlegm. )

Sally had a cold and felt like shit, so instead of getting too wild and crazy with Tod, she just coughed in her hand and gave him an Ian Phlegming.

Ian Phlegming by Marc O.C. & Jocelyn C. November 22, 2009

phlegminess 

One of the side effects of eating too much CHEESE.

That Dill Havarti was divoon, but now I have a terrible case of phlegminess. If I spit one more time, a lung may come up.

phlegminess by feefteetwoo December 6, 2011

Phlegmsicle 

A good measure of nasal phlegm, hoiked up and spat on a ceiling. The desired effect is to have a thick, glutenous ball of spit slowly hanging into an icicle type installation, the better right above teachers desk. Joy occurs when the phlegmsicle starts its journey and becomes ever more elongated, until the tipping point is reached and the phlegm disconnects with the ceiling and becomes an earthbound projectile of slimy green snot. Orig. Liverpool UK

Class prankster: "Here comes Senora Cortez, let's have phlegmsicles!"

Whole class: "Sniff, uuugggggghhhhhhhh thrwiiiiiT!"

Phlegmsicle by Uncle Max September 18, 2006

Phlegmingos 

Goo blobs that lurk in the back of your throat waiting to make you sound like a wounded bird when you try to talk. They can sneak up on you without warning.

I was giving a speach to the entire class when I got a bad attack of Phlegmingos.

Phlegmingos by Theron Anthony October 24, 2008

Phleurmishartarihheagasneeze 

A single act involving multiple bodily functions at the same time, namely phlegm, burping, vomiting, sharting, diarhhea, orgasm, sneeze

Man, I had the oddest thing happen on my date last night, the guy all of a sudden phleurmishartarihheagasneezed ALL over the restaurant.

Phleurmishartarihheagasneeze by Nico Witte April 1, 2009