Goo blobs that lurk in the back of your throat waiting to make you sound like a wounded bird when you try to talk. They can sneak up on you without warning.
by Theron Anthony October 24, 2008
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Sally had a cold and felt like shit, so instead of getting too wild and crazy with Tod, she just coughed in her hand and gave him an Ian Phlegming.
by Marc O.C. & Jocelyn C. November 22, 2009
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That Dill Havarti was divoon, but now I have a terrible case of phlegminess. If I spit one more time, a lung may come up.
by feefteetwoo December 6, 2011
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