Phlegmingos 

Goo blobs that lurk in the back of your throat waiting to make you sound like a wounded bird when you try to talk. They can sneak up on you without warning.

I was giving a speach to the entire class when I got a bad attack of Phlegmingos.

Phlegmingos by Theron Anthony October 24, 2008

Ian Phlegming 

When a girl hocks up a loogie and uses the mucus as lubricant to give a dude a hand job. Named this way in honor of the British writer who created James Bond, Ian Fleming. ( No other relation to the sexual act other than his last name sounds like phlegm. )

Sally had a cold and felt like shit, so instead of getting too wild and crazy with Tod, she just coughed in her hand and gave him an Ian Phlegming.

Ian Phlegming by Marc O.C. & Jocelyn C. November 22, 2009

phlegminess 

One of the side effects of eating too much CHEESE.

That Dill Havarti was divoon, but now I have a terrible case of phlegminess. If I spit one more time, a lung may come up.

phlegminess by feefteetwoo December 6, 2011